Bojangling Hippies Anonymous: Eric Holscher

Definition

A person who wastes time, showers infrequently, takes too long to get ready, is always late and leaves everyone waiting.

Example

Has anyone seen Eric Holscher, we are supposed to leave in 20 minutes?
He has to stop for gas, see a friend, and pick up some food. He'll meet us here soon. Bah! He's such a dirty bojangling hippie